retarded chinese player, go back to your own server braindead ahah

Hi, wanna play together sometime? 😊

Turbo in Dota 2 was meant to be a casual, fast mode, but many players try so hard because they don’t have a job, they don’t have a girlfriend, and for many of them, Dota is the only thing they really have in life. They are nerds who pour all of their time and energy into the game, so even in Turbo — a mode designed to be chill — they treat it like the grand finals of The International. The truth is, these players take Turbo so seriously because they have nothing else going on; winning a 20-minute match is the closest thing they’ll ever get to an achievement, so they act like it actually matters when in reality nobody cares.

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诸君，我喜欢萝莉。
我喜欢那如阳光穿透云雾般的微笑，喜欢小巧发卡中藏着的世界，喜欢那永远不知疲倦奔跑的步伐。
诸君，我热爱天真无邪的活力与梦幻，我喜欢她那盈盈一握的拼袒胸膛。
我喜欢糖果的甜，喜欢卡通的梦，喜欢在泡泡中飞舞的幻想。

诸君，我喜欢萝莉。
我喜欢那欢快的嗓音，宛如清晨鸟鸣；
我喜欢那灵动的大眼睛，仿佛星辰般闪烁；
我喜欢蹦蹦跳跳背着书包走在放学路上的模样。
诸君，我热爱的是那种无忧无虑，仿佛童话中的朝阳。

我喜爱的是天真，而非幻想；是温柔的陪伴，而非越界的妄想。
正因如此，诸君，我喜欢萝莉！喜欢那象征着青春与活力的存在！

+rep AK pro