I care not what gimmick or cheese these mediocre gladiators use. I will overcome them. I will defeat them. I do not bleed. I am immune to poison. My focus is a singularity. Sturdy as the oak and quick as the rodent, I WILL sow these recreants. They will savor the flavor of steel and blood. They will fall to my blade and shoulders. AS they fall upon the earth, AS their weapon clatters beside them, AS they read the word DEFEAT flash across their screen; THEY WILL KNOW ONE TRUTH: they're CHEEKS

I care not what gimmick or cheese these mediocre gladiators use. I will overcome them. I will defeat them. I do not bleed. I am immune to poison. My focus is a singularity. Sturdy as the oak and quick as the rodent, I WILL sow these recreants. They will savor the flavor of steel and blood. They will fall to my blade and shoulders. AS they fall upon the earth, AS their weapon clatters beside them, AS they read the word DEFEAT flash across their screen; THEY WILL KNOW ONE TRUTH: they're CHEEKS