A Priest, Rabbi and Penguin all walk into a bar.

IT'S THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

So a Priest, Rabbi, and Atheist walk into a bar and each ask for a drink. The Bartender, saying nothing and looking disbanded, points to a sign clearly labelled: **NO JOKES SERVED HERE**

Without a fight the Priest, Rabbi and Atheist leave the bar, heads hanging.

The next day a chicken walks in and plops down on the bar-stool.

wiping the inside of a glass, the bartender approached and asks the chicken "Are you part of this joke?"

Again he points to the sign:**NO JOKES SERVED HERE**

The chicken argues "Well how's a chicken supposed to get his beak wet?"

The bartender pointed out the window and said " There's another bar across the road."

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