How to be a potato guide?
Step 1: find a good farm
Step 2: dig a hole
Step 3: put yourself in a hole
Step 4: acknowledge the fact that you are not the seeds of potato and you wil never be
Step 5: cry
Step 6: get out of the hole
Step 7: clean yourself
Step 8: get back on Steam
Step 9: write a small story about: how to be a potato?
Step 10: repeat step 5
Step 12: skip the step 11
Step 13: at this point you can write literally anything
Step 14: people will still read it
Step 15: and they would expect something funny or smart here
Step 16: but there will be non
Step 17: what's the point of all of this?
Step 18: why did you come to this page?
Step 19: there should be something you seeking for
Step 20: maybe memory of an old friend
Step 21: maybe just to satisfy your pride
Step 22: but in the end there is just a one thing to find
Step 23: how to be a potato guide