Steam Bio (Final Form 💥✨Neko MAX Rank Supreme)

Oh hey… notices your crosshair… blushes s-senpai… are you trying to peek mid? Heh… that’s cute~ 😳 Welcome to my digital dominion, where pro-level Counter-Strike precision collides violently with cat girl daydreams and a concerningly encyclopedic knowledge of every anime released since 2001. That’s right. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. You name it — I’ve seen it, reviewed it, cried over it, and probably argued about it in a forum at 3 a.m. while dual-wielding spicy Cheeto dust and emotional damage.

In CS, I don’t play. I ascend. My DPI is calibrated to the curvature of my anime waifu’s thighs. My clutches are tighter than a body pillow on a lonely night. I once wiped an entire enemy team with a Negev while cosplaying as Rem from Re:Zero. Don’t believe me? Ask my mom. She brought me more Flamin’ Hot Cheetos mid-round and whispered, “You’re my special little rank demon.” I peaked that match. Both emotionally and on the leaderboard.

You see, I don’t just like anime — I am anime. My blood type is probably tsundere. I've got a shrine of Zero Two in my gaming setup that’s blessed my aim with divine kawaii accuracy. Every time I get an ace, I whisper “omae wa mou shindeiru” before the round ends. I’ve seen more plot twists than your therapist, and I’ve cried more over anime deaths than real-life ones. Spoilers don’t phase me anymore. I am the spoiler.

My diet consists of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, instant ramen, and the tears of teammates who doubt me when I say “trust, I’ve got this.” I don’t got this, but my waifus believe in me, and that’s all that matters. When I game, I wear cat ear headphones and meow into the mic during clutches to establish emotional dominance. If you hear soft purring while I defuse, that’s not a glitch — it’s me becoming one with the neko realm.

🌀 Top Tier Anime Tier List™ (Certified by 3am Cheeto Energy):

🐐 God Tier: Steins;Gate, Code Geass, Attack on Titan (Final Season only), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Madoka Magica, Monster, Gintama

🍥 Banger Tier: Jujutsu Kaisen, Demon Slayer, My Hero Academia (Season 1-2), Noragami, Re:Zero, Chainsaw Man, Erased, Elfen Lied

🧃 “Watched it while eating cereal” Tier: Sword Art Online, Fairy Tail, Tokyo Ghoul (only Season 1 matters), Bleach, Akame ga Kill

🫠 Painfully Mid but I still watched 148 episodes anyway: Boruto, Black Clover, Seven Deadly Sins, Guilty Crown, Darling in the FranXX (yes I’m still coping)

😩 Degenerate Dumpster Fire Tier: Euphoria, Boku no Pico (don’t ask), anything labeled “uncensored” on shady sites

💖 Waifu Pantheon of Eternal Simpery™:

Zero Two (Darling in the FranXX) – Step on me with love pls

Rem (Re:Zero) – Loyal. Blue. Better than Emilia. Don’t @ me

Makima (Chainsaw Man) – Yes I barked, yes it was worth it

Hinata Hyuga (Naruto) – OG queen of shy supremacy

Kurisu Makise (Steins;Gate) – Smart, sassy, makes my neurons do backflips

Nezuko (Demon Slayer) – I will protect her even if it costs all my eco rounds

Tohru (Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid) – Step-mom energy, and I’m here for it

Yumeko Jabami (Kakegurui) – Crazy? Yes. Hot? Also yes. Worth it? Probably not

Rias Gremory (High School DxD) – Childhood ruined? Maybe. Dignity? Gone. Regrets? None.

Literally any cat girl – Meow meow 😽 I kneel.

So yeah, if you're ready to party with a high-octane CS god who can recite the entire Death Note monologue while bunnyhopping and simultaneously ranking every anime opening of the last two decades… hit that add button. But be warned: once you enter my world, there’s no escape. It’s just you, me, and the uwu~ 💖🔫😼🔥🍜