Beardybot 最近的评测

Other reviews mentioned bad pathfinding and combat AI, but this is so much worse than I expected. I died on the skirmish tutorial because my bowmen were swapping places behind some trees irrespective of what I told them, one axeman didn't move at all, and the other axemen decided to chase the enemy archers single file instead of the group I carefully placed them in.

Got this for the nostalgia. Left with grump.

I suck at this game. I am really, really bad at it. But it's fun and it's cute and I enjoy it even if the RNG hates me, and they're still dropping content that I'll never reach because I suck but that's okay because it's fun and it's cute and I enjoy it even if the RNG hates me.

This was a really fun game in 2015/16. The devs gradually made it worse and worse, and have now released an awful 2.0 that resets all your progress (again) and gives you a bad Diablo-like to play. The resolution is locked at 720p, and the options to change the window size don't work. Good luck reading the text.

Why satirise good games well when you could ape bad games badly?

I spent entirely too long thinking this would be boring. It should be boring. It's trucks. Delivering things. It's work.

And then I played it. And it was fun. So say we all.

Answers the question: What would happen if you made a series worse?

This is very raw. It took three attempts even to load the game, and once I did I had about as much fun as I would applying griptape to my nether regions.

There's a nugget of greatness in here, and I'm looking forward to seeing it grow, but I can't recommend it as it is now.

Still the most compulsive game in the history of ever. And with so many options to keep things interesting.

Oh man. You might have finished the first episode of FFVII-R, but this is still _so_ worth playing. There's a reason this is a classic!

This is a slow game. I dropped it twice before even ending the prologue. Sometimes, it forces you to take a breath, even though the easy route, to steam ahead, was available to the designers. It is, eventually, brilliant. I was initially irritated at missing so few of the extras--two hidden quests, a single episode of the liberl news--but now it's ended I'm glad that I've got a good reason to play through again.