Wait 😧 so you are telling me 😫 that having sex 🍆💦 with the Bird 🐦 from Stuart Little 2 🐁 is illegal ❌🚫😱 ?!?! Well then, 🙄 call me HITLER cause I am bout to 😳 clap 👏 dem canary cheeks 🐤🍑💦😩👌

i’m a cowboy 🤠🤠 i like riding horses 🐎🐎 smoking crack 😍😍 and makin’ my own sourdough bread 🍞🍞. my hobbies are eating corn 🌽🌽 and pushing myself to the edge 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️. i don’t like to go too far over the edge though 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ because that means my Mind will be corrupted by the limitless Knowledge that comes from gazing into the Void for even the most brief and fleeting of Moments. the flood of primordial Power coursing through my Veins, overpowering Me and impelling me to crawl closer to the Nothing in the Abyss. you stare into Forever, and Forever stares back. that’s all i’ve got time for today folks ! remember sodomy is a sin and never forget to say “ yee haw ! “ 🤠🤠

thank you for this haiku