What if we are the aliens?
If tomato is a fruit is ketchup jam?
If you punch yourself and it hurts are you strong or are you weak?
Is sand called sand because it's between the sea and land?
If there is an exception to every rule is there an exception to that rule?
Cookie dough is the sushi of dessert.
If a camera lense is circle why is a picture square?
If humans are mostly water and the earth is mostly water, is the earth mostly humans?
Why are they called apartments if they're actually together?
Lasagna is Spaghetti flavored cake.
Socks are gloves for our smaller hands.
Past you is both young and old you.
Bad handwriting is just mumbling on paper.
Beef jerky is just cow raisins.