Our Keighly, who art in Heaven
Halo by thy name
Our kingdom come
Thy snacks be yum
On earth as it is on Spike TV

Give us this day our daily Doritos
And forgive us our Pepsis
As we forgive those who Pepsi against us
And lead us not into 7-Eleven
But deliver us from hunger

For thine is the kingdom
and the Mountain Dew, and the Frito-lay
For ever and ever
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