1. Because MORTIMER AND THE RIDDLES OF THE MEDALLION
2. Because I want you to beeeeeeeeeeeeee mine
3. Because ITS ABBA TIME BABY

If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie
If you put me to the test, if you let me try

I am so confused

Why is your bio ABBA lyrics and furthermore why do I know that they are ABBA lyrics off the top of my head

Why is your icon Jerry Seinfeld as a bee

Why are you Mortimer

KEEP ME AWAY FROM RIOU AND KEEMSTAR