+rep i saw this man down 30 cans of 4 loko and run into the wilderness yelling something about 'the cheese man coming'. No idea what the hell that meant but 4 hours and 15 000 rounds later he rocks back up to the house with the corpse of something i can only describe as 'vaguely lovecraftian' hoisted over his shoulder. He said something to me about fashioning the tentacles on the thing into exotic sex toys and offered me a cut of the profits. So anyway I recently bought my second house and my wife and kids have a great life now thanks to this guy. Cheers gay-j

+rep touched my ass in the middle of the night

Stop shaking that PHAT badonkadonk dude, its genuinely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying and I can't get sleep. I try to call someone to talk, and all I and the person on the other line can hear is *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*. I try to sleep, and the walls of my room and my bed frame SHAKE just from you walking and dat ass shaking as you walk.

We don't talk about the cheese stick incident. Oh, Oh the horror.

STOP SHAKING THAT ASS MAN I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS ANY LONGER!!!

what did they mean by this

I look like you

Where is your beast aj, hm? Where is the beast? Where is the ajsbeast, the aj's beast, your beast where is it I WILL FIND IT