K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! 🤬🤬 WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SAND THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! 🔪🔪 THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! 👿👿👿 alpha scratches you and you die W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STRARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOOO!! IM SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! ⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👿👿👿👿👿👿🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 i-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you. 🖤

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human & female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they mammals, Vaporeon average 3”03’ tall & 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human d!cks, & with their impressive high HP +Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have $ex with one for hours without getting sore. They can learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, & Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you turned on. With their abilities Water Absorb & Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Vaporeon is literally built for human d!ck. Ungodly defense stat+high HP+Acid Armor means it can take c0ck all day.

I served with this man in the military and hes one of the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sergeants ive even seen. He led S squad durring the invasion of Miners Folly. May god rest his soul. He will be sorely missed

Rest in peace, Sigma squad. We will carry your sacrifice within us. It will bring hope and peace for a better future. I salute you. o>

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