you scrolled down far enough that you get to read the secret backstory if you'd like. i'm dingus i like nintendo but i also like my computer because many many games can be played on it. if you are here to leave a rude message about how i have utterly defeated you in some sort of humiliating manner, please do so and make sure you cry very hard so i can frame it. if you have utterly defeated me and are here to gloat about it in my face, please understand that i will kill myself. thank you for your understanding.