Nuts
Zongo
Hessen, Germany
Guy: What'd you do last night, playboy?
Nuts: I too had a wild night. I made sweet, hot love to an orangutan.
Guy: Really? What'd that smell like?
Nuts: Bananas mostly.
[pauses]
Nuts: Guy, I'm pulling your leg, I did not ♥♥♥♥ an orangutan last night.



Dave: Why do they call you Nuts?
Nuts: Because I'm crazy.
Dave: You don't look crazy.
Nuts: Oh I'm insane. You should see me without my meds. My last job, didn't take my meds one day... an hour later, I was walking around naked with peanut butter in my hair, telling people my name was Zongo. I delivered an old lady a cup of hot water with my balls in it.
Dave: [laughs nervously] Talk about your Red Zinger.
Nuts: Yeah, but I don't remember any of it. My balls were red though.
Guy: What'd you do last night, playboy?
Nuts: I too had a wild night. I made sweet, hot love to an orangutan.
Guy: Really? What'd that smell like?
Nuts: Bananas mostly.
[pauses]
Nuts: Guy, I'm pulling your leg, I did not ♥♥♥♥ an orangutan last night.



Dave: Why do they call you Nuts?
Nuts: Because I'm crazy.
Dave: You don't look crazy.
Nuts: Oh I'm insane. You should see me without my meds. My last job, didn't take my meds one day... an hour later, I was walking around naked with peanut butter in my hair, telling people my name was Zongo. I delivered an old lady a cup of hot water with my balls in it.
Dave: [laughs nervously] Talk about your Red Zinger.
Nuts: Yeah, but I don't remember any of it. My balls were red though.
kracentaurli 3 月 25 日 下午 10:10 
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KidsToysFun 1 月 10 日 上午 7:11 
-rep doesnt do reacharounds
Nuts 1 月 9 日 下午 5:57 
YES!
76561199682837365 1 月 4 日 上午 4:25 
ARE U NUTZ!?
kracentaurli 1 月 3 日 下午 9:37 
all i wanted was to see tounge tounge tounge sahur :steamsad::steamsad::steamsad:
Nuts 1 月 3 日 上午 12:53 
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