⚠️ BREAKING ⚠️ NO MORE HIDING YOUR WEAPONS OF MASS SEDUCTION 🔫🫦—the FULL BUSH DICKTRINE is officially declASSified and ♥♥♥ to an end🍑💦 That’s right, Daddy ♥♥♥♥ finally pulled out. 😏

He invaded my-raq 🇮🇶, occupied my heart 🫶, left my sanctions lifted 😵‍💫💦 never once asked for perMISSIONARY🫦🤷🏽‍♀️

He PUMPED 👹🧴 like crude oil 🛢️ left the world under-regulated and overstimulated🥵⚡️📈 Zero WMDs—just WMDADDIES😏 👨🏻👨🏿👨🏼🧓🏼🧓🏾👴🏽 in every CongrASSional 🍑hearing, sweating through their reDICKted 🍌BRIEFs-ings. 🩲😈📜

The nation salutes and history quietly whispers: MISSIONARY ACCOMPLISHED. 🇺🇸 
Spread this to 6️⃣9️⃣ patriots before the next fiscal climax or your ♥♥♥♥🍆 might get FRIENDLY FIRED☠️🔥

¿pero y usted quien es?

Ver a Maduro perder su país me hizo pensar en cómo te perdí. Nuestra relación era como el petróleo venezolano, un recurso preciado que todos deseaban. Me dijiste que dejara de portarme como un dictador en nuestra relación, no te escuché, y ahora hay un cambio de régimen en tu corazón. Ahora espero que me des algo que Maduro no tendrá: una segunda oportunidad.

No tienes que responder, solo quería que supieras que estaba pensando en ti. Dile a tu mamá que le mando saludos.

bismilladi

聖誕快樂!!

Si rebuscas alegremente en el interior de tu cavidad anal, hurgando suavemente con tu mano abierta, te darás cuenta de que su emocionante ecosistema alberga criaturas de extrema belleza: pollas gordas, vergas musculadas, prepucios morenos etc. Es increíble la cantidad de biodiversidad que guarda tu limpio y acogedor ojete, mayor a la encontrada hasta la fecha en el planeta Tierra. Es innegable que tu insondable recto merece ser patrimonio de la humanidad y, además, una de la siete maravillas.

Recientemente, me he estado preguntando si pudiera ser gay. Todo empezó hace una semana. Estaba sentado en el váter, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, cuando de repente, un pedazo de mojón sale de mi culo. Era enorme. Grande grande. Era tan jodidamente grande, que tuve que mirar en el váter por si había sangre. No había sangre, pero el mojón es jodidamente masivo. Me di cuenta de algo raro en él. El final del mojón, saliendo del agua, parecía la cabeza de un pene. La cabeza de un pene. Sin necesidad de decirlo, estaba consternado. ¿Cómo puede ser? Lo cogí del agua, y me lo metí de nuevo en el culo. Para mi sorpresa, me sentó bien. Entonces vuelvo a cagarlo dentro del agua. Splash. Lo repetí un par más de veces, gritando de placer "Ganador del Óscar al mejor actor para Anthony Hopkins" cada vez. No sé si ahora soy gay. Mi novio me dice que es completamente normal, pero él es gay, así que no puedo creer.

caught my '14M' nephew masturbating to the trolls movie 😭

Yes, you read that right — the Trolls movie. 😂😂😂

I told my sister (31F), his mother, and she said, “He’s still doing that?!” Then she stormed into his room and took his TV away.

I was flabbergasted. Like, why the hell is he masturbating to the Trolls movie??

I only found out because I kept hearing the same exact part of the movie over and over. I thought maybe it was skipping or something, so I went to help.

Nope.

He kept replaying the scene where Poppy and Branch are singing Can’t Stop the Feeling.

When I walked in, he didn’t even have a blanket or anything he froze like a deer in headlights. No attempt to cover himself. Everything was on the floor. Dude was stark naked.

I just slowly closed the door, went to my room, and immediately died on the floor laughing.

Now every time he sees me, he speed-walks past me.

Am I a terrible person because I cannot WAIT to tease him about this? 😂

penis

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Hey bestie erm... u are so strong that u can do whaterver u want queen, also i pooped in my... hello kitty pants for how strong and kawaii u are >< ... dont be afraid i can be ur meow meow slave
( also dont listen to this nasty ass bunny v ) let me tast ur damn lips and body mama

Hey queen just wanna let you know i was kinda pooping yesterday and erm, heh.... let's just say i felt a little crazy thinking about you, and the poop kinda looked like your face.... i just couldn't resist, the lips.... YOUR lips... so tasty, so yummy.... love you....

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About to erase my 15 Terabyte porn collection forever... Wish me luck!
Trigger Warning
Todays the day... Ive finally had enough...
Porn addiction has slowly ruined my life and over 15 years i have amassed approximately 15 Terabytes worth of a porn collection. Yes, a lot of it has been downloaded from tube sites, but around 5 Terabytes worth have actually been legitamitely bought and paid for. Yes, ive paid for 5000 GIGABYTES worth of porn over 15 years!! Either way, i need to get rid of it once and for all as i will always just keep crawling back if i know its there.

I have calculated roughly how much ive spent on porn and horrifiyingly ive spent approximately $70,000 worth within 15 years or $4600 per year. Ive hit rock bottom and ive made up my mind, this is the end of my porn addiction, i need to get rid of porn once and for all.

It starts now, wish me luck.

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hey erm just letrtging you know that prolapse you opened on my bum hole last night heh...
yeah buddy it aint closing so erm i just kinda wanted to know if maybe you could erm perhaps open a prolapse on yours too so we could be prolapse buddies LOVE YOU

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hey..uhmm 🥺👉👈 i just wanted to ask...uwu..sniff sniff sniffle... i just wanted to ask if you'd be my kawaii girlfriend? 🥺👉👈...gasps 🙈 gasp gasp... can't believe i actually did it! 🥰 would u be my girlfriend? 🥰👉👈 no? 😔 gasps sniffle sniffle cat crying teoki teoki teoki u u bRoKe mY kOkoRo 😭😭 i should have never trusted u 😠😔 everyone's all the same 😔 they all break my heart 💔😭 teoki teoki kOkOro bRokEn 💔😔 hmph BAKA 😠 oof baka baka uwu uwu 😔 adgsbrhd runs anime girl style goodbye 👋

Let's make this right as rain

Come Nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the Heart and Akulakahn, and bring Wraithguard, I have need of it. Come to the Heart chamber, I wait for you there, where we last met, countless ages ago. Come to me through fire and war, I welcome you! Welcome Moon-and-Star, I have prepared a place for you! Come, bring Wraithguard to the Heart chamber, together, let us free the cursed false gods! Welcome Nerevar, together we shall speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel dogs of the Empire from Morrowind! Is this how you honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned? Come to me openly, and not by stealth. Dagoth Ur welcomes you Nerevar, my old friend...

i wnanna be gay and i wanna be gay with you :steam happy:

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If, theoretically, I were to do such an activity, and perhaps it would be as large as the average water bottle and perhaps maybe shaped as the average bottle, would it be dangerous? Would the cold or shape potentially cause damage? If it allegedy got stuck up there would that cause any damage? I'd assume it would melt into water, causing little to no damage but in the event that water up there would cause me issues I'd like to be best prepared in case I do such a thing, not saying that, allegedly, I may or not potentially do such activities. Please help I'm too afraid to ask anybody I know in real life.

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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka