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Hey Users of Reddit! I showed my penis to a police officer and now he has detained me and left me in the holding cells, AITA?

I see this beautiful Asian feminine police woman walking in the park with a group of search dogs. So I see her, and I am bewildered, her stunning looks, her feminine posture, yet masculine way of handling dogs. I decide, after years of abstaining from sex. I decided to introduce myself to the lovely young lady. I say “Hey cutie? Those aren’t the only puppies I want to see” (referring to her abnormally huge breasts, they looked like Meg-Chan’s from my favorite anime, Family Guy.) She looked shocked and awed, jaw dropped to the ground, and I felt like the man. I muttered to myself “I like where this is going” and pulled out my feminine 22mm penis, and she proceeded to mace me, and the dogs bit my genital area. I may be charged with public indecency and sexual harassment, but I don’t think I am in the wrong here. AITA?

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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I can't deny it anymore I am in love with Abigail Shapiro. Her class and sophistication, her innocent smile, and mostly those lush pendulous yiddie tiddies. I would betray my blood and my race to put my uncircumcised BAC between them. It has been great :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:posting with you guys, but i'm taking the blue pill for her so that maybe someday she will reward me with her body. The merchant is my greatest ally and I don't care if Chad COLONIZES every asian woman on earth, because how can they even hope to compete with genetically superior khazar milkers?
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Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥ING WEEABOO and tell them how DISGUSTING they are

♥♥♥♥ you for rick rolling me twice

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

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hehe, a gamer girl in a McDonald’s? What could a pretty thing like her do in here? She likes food aswell?? Hehehe, my time to shine!

Excuse me, m’lady. How can I be of service to your perfect figure? I noticed your mario T-shirt and noticed that you are a “gamer girl”. I myself am a gamer boy, so we can get along just fine...

A bathroom you say? Well, why would a pretty gamer girl like yourself need one when you’ve got my mouth right here 😃

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At the first time

Events

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Copy

What's happening

Da

Where is your name?

This section

I'll give you a card

Jan: No, I do not know.

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Bookmarks

Care

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But you can

Boy

Usually

Do not say anything

Eight years

Living

Here I am

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24 inches wide, 1 inch long. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ call me the plate. I gotta wear special jeans and the zipper is shaped like a C. I constantly need to shave because the pubes look insane. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ have many names for me, turntable, tree stump, pizza, but none stick just like “the plate” does. When I piss I have to lean on the toilet with my face pointing towards the floor so I pee directly into the hole. When the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck me off they gotta play me like a turntable or harmonica. The gotta spin around me with their tongues out. All my hoes use my ♥♥♥♥ as a real plate sometimes, for finger food. Sandwiches and stuff only. I’ve already been stabbed in the ♥♥♥♥ with utensils once. When fully erect my ♥♥♥♥ goes from 12 to 24 inches wide and I start to pass out. Having a 12 inch wide flaccid ♥♥♥♥ isn’t that bad. When I have a belt and get erect the belt usually shoots off. I’ve already caught an assault charge for that.

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If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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im not gay dude i promise ive never even looked at a♥♥♥♥♥♥let alone touch one not even my own i promise okay even if i have looked at a♥♥♥♥♥♥it wasnt in a gay way dude please unban me im cryimg now dude please im begging you

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