What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory.

Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

How do you confuse someone?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

What do you call a magic dog?
A Labracadabrador.

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m coming home with you.