The amount of oppertunities you are graciously permitted unadulterated access to in accomplishing this singular objective to embark on a harrowing crusade to return this child of physiolgical feline stature, is limited to the auspicious number between 0 and 2 and no other possibility exists in any plane or astralphysical realm in which you will be bequeathed more than a single moment in suceeding this pilgrimage