Hello, I'm currently 9001 chromosomes old and I want to become a walrus.

I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different.

On December 14th, I’m moving to Antarctic; home of the greatest walruses.

I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training.

I may not be a walrus yet, but if you give me a chance and the support, I will become the greatest walrus ever.