"Question: any idea how to prevent the game from randomly activating a melee action when switching to a melee weapon? I've lost count of the number of times I've done a heavy melee attack *without input* when quick-swapping (it's never consistent), and I've lost at least 4 Ion Thruster special attacks *between waves* because it ALSO seems to trigger that too?"

Used to happen to me when spamming the quick swap, make sure to press the key once, thats what worked for me!

Trying to re-add all the friends a bot blocked. Send me a friend request if you could, I'm hitting steam limits

Well, that's a new one...

End your life you worthless piece of ♥♥♥♥

Roadkill, I launched that tube because that is a really common spot for people to hang out. I do a LOT of tubing. It's hilarious when people are predictable.

Yeah, pretty much. It (usually) doesn't have the adrenaline rush of MW3 Spec Ops survival, but the enemies have more variety.