Rem's mine, sorry

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

Redditor here,

I can sympathize with what you're going through.. I'm an expert meme maker and very well known throughout the reddit community, so I guess you can say i'm an internet celeb. Anyways when you're that well known it's bound to strike anger with those who are jealous of your successes. It's the same thing with intelligence; those of average intelligence are intimidated by my level of understanding and it generates resentment. Put intelligence and fame together and let me tell you it can get tough!

-Reddit gold user, moderator of /r/gonewild, 148 IQ

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youve been visited by the fedora of mystery and autism! tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of fashionable wear

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“I'm sorry senpai” Artour tells the dejected Envy who is dressed in full Naga Siren cosplay, “you're just not her”. A glint of hope appears in his eyes when Envy replies “no... but perhaps I can be...” as he casts Mirror's Image and Activates his Manta Style. Six glorious images of his senpai stand before him, each holding their throbbing manhood in one midas'ed hand. “We did it boys...” whispers Artour in awe as he takes them all at once, no donger left unattended. “Finally...” Artour sighs, “I'm six-slotted...”