I had this friend who used to brag to us all the time that he could catch his sperm in his mouth without fail every time he masturbated. He actually wrote down how many times he successfully did it. 327. I’ll never forget that number. And every day at school, he would talk about this. It was always during lunch my sophomore year of high school, too..so it was extremely unnecessary. He used to always try to demonstrate his techniques with packets of mayonnaise but we’d always threaten to move tables so he’d stop. After class we’d ask him about that and be like “dude, what was with that stuff at lunch,” and he’d always look at us like we were crazy and say “what the hell are you talking about?” I’ll never forget that classmate. His great personality will always be remember but his perplexing obsession with catching his own ejaculate in his mouth will live on forever. He was a one of a kind guy. His name was Charlie Kirk.

wait.... Ricky?>!?!? AWH HEL NAW BOBU IM SLAP U TO TIMBUKTU

its my lighter PAL

I NEED MY LIGHTER

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he launched cs2 :O