Yah, and Im going to do that to you next

You ever given a homeless man a fat wet willy? Changes your life.

Alligator Monday takes priority, you'd learn that if you weren't from Mammoth CO.. -rep

We have a bigger problem. The Azerbaijani lighthouse has fallen, and I can hear them pounding on my door. I can hear them plotting through the walls. I see them in the mirrors on my ceiling. I will not come out, they will not make me drink the Tasmanian syrup. I am armed. I've read the book. The really big one. There can be no check-mate if I've eaten all of the chess pieces. This Fat Tuesday will be remembered for generations to come. Why write a manifesto when all of the yaoi has already been written. The curtain will not fall on me; I am the curtain, and I am The Walrus. I am The Egg Man. I'm smoking on that Lennon pack. I've seen every Beatle naked in my dreams. I am dangerous.

Hey prick, I needed you on Alligator Monday, that's a real important day. You must have a lot of chutzpah to just brush ME off on Alligator Monday. Repoted.

Hey man I heard about your wife being a CIA agent or something and having to saw her head off with a broken dinner plate, just wanted to say I'm here for you man to help you with any needed substances or wanna jam brother. Make sure to not call the house phone I'm convinced someone lined my house phone lines with bombs.