Rule number one of gun safety: Never cut me off on a Ferrari peak.

If the strat is stupid but it works, then it's probably not a good strat, but I'll run it anyway.

"I did not send donations to that e-girl" -Bill Clinton, probably

Magnets are a conspiracy by the government to sell more refrigerators.

Did you know? if you took all the elephants in the world and stacked them right on top of each other that would likely kill a lot of elephants and be pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up I think.

Larry, I'm on DuckTales

I can, in fact, defeat any rat in central park in hand-to-hand combat.

"Well I believe these words came from...the Minecraft movie." - Herman Cain.

If you even had to read this far: it's too late, you're already within toe-sniffing radius.