Every time a penny passes through my hands I stick it up my ass and then spend it. It's a long term strategy. I've been doing this for 11 years now. Every day for the past 11 years I've stuck 30 dollars in pennies up my ass. I use them for everything. Cab rides, movie theatres, groceries... Thats a lot of ass pennies I got out there my friend. And here's where the magic comes in. When I meet with someone that intimidates me, puts me on edge, a real “hard ass”.. I just think to myself they've probably handled some of my ass pennies. In fact, they probably have one in their pocket right then. That just seems to give me an upper hand. I mean hey, I haven't touched anything thats been in their ass.

ha

Kinda hot?

+rep Molested me gently

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