posthumously awarded the steam purple heart

So you like licking Switch cartridges, do ya? We’ll go sit down at the kitchen table, and you’re going to lick a whole LIBRARY of Switch Cartridges. And I’m going to sit here with you until every single one of these things is licked. Not just the Marios and the Zeldas, the whooooole back catalog. You ain’t getting up until I see every single one of those little black squares touch your tongue young man.

Big if true

Which Fallout game should I start with?
You should start with Fallout 3, which is the fifth game in the series. Or you could start with Fallout 4, the fifth mainline game in the series and the eighth game overall. Or Fallout: New Vegas, which unlike Fallout 4 is the fourth mainline game. New Vegas uses the same engine as Fallout 3 and uses some story aspects from a cancelled game you can’t play at all named Fallout 3. Or you could start with Fallout 76, which chronologically is the first game. But whatever you do, don’t start with Fallout 1. That would just be silly!

You're right. It will. In 2100 I will own a Riot China toilet that auto queues on flush. I load into ranked game, pick old faithful Vik. His ult was buffed to cover half the map. Four minutes in, the ♥♥♥♥♥ Jax mid kills me again, I put up a surrender vote. I feel a shock coarse through my body. The enemy Aatrox jg (he is no longer viable top) smites me. The surrender vote fails. Everyone by now has muted team chat so communication is done through number stations copted for in game use. The support Alistar calls me useless. I don't care. I die 7 more times. Another shock. Caitlyn's ult can now target nexus. Game lost. I say goodbye to my loving grandkids and go to work.

the player is pretty alright, but the reviews here won't really reflect that since this community is filled to the brim with knuckle dragging neanderthals that have a hate boner for anything regarding this person even tho they "apparently" stopped playing months ago