zoinks 最近的评测

My buddy gifted me this game in what I can only assume was an attempt to prevent me from ever seeing the sun again, and, it might be a too early to call this, but I think it's worked.

I cannot stop playing...



Send help.

why in the ♥♥♥♥ is this nearly 200gb?

game made me ♥♥♥♥

too many good mods; 1000s of the bastards. i have a billion installed right now. takes a thousand years to download my friends also billion mods to join them. wouldnt want it any other way 11/10, will continue to use duke nukem weapons to shoot dark souls enemies on fallout maps as vocaloid characters for another 470 hours.

One of the single most boring games I have ever played. The random generation has all the grace and elegance of a monkey on a typewriter, occasionally producing amazing environments and enemies, but far more often than not just producing tedium. The story is one of the most shoe-horned contrivances I've ever seen in a game ever, and has all the depth of a kiddie pool. Truly the most 5/10 game to ever be made; it's bad, but in a way that isn't funny or interesting, just plain. Dry toast served with room temperature water.

Not to mention all the unpaid child labor.

game made me ♥♥♥ 👍

greatest game of all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time no question.

the only game where i can mess up once and have to start back all the way at the beginning 60 times in a row and still enjoy myself knowing that it'll happen slightly farther along next time. one of the only "rage games" (a category so ill-defined i hate to even acknowledge the concept) that isnt just blatantly unfair in pulling obstacles out of nowhere (*cough cough* i wanna be the guy *cough*), but instead offers a challenging movement system where the difficulty comes from completing very straightforward platforming in a way that requires you to master the movement, and in doing so makes it a "rage game" that doesn't really incite rage, but instead a sense of "aw, darn it, that was on me" (or at least in me, i dunno, maybe im just a masochist and find it funny when i fail something because im not good enough yet.) ill probably never beat this game because i suck at video games, but honestly that's where the fun comes from, and it does a great job at it. it can feel a bit overbearing and pretentious at times, but ill let it slide because i love this game. easily the best of the held-together-by-duct-tape-and-popsicle-sticks "rage game" ""genre", if you can even call it that, and overall a great experience. 8.5/10

this game made me ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ in my pants 10/10 best orgasm of my life. i could polish 47's bald head with it.