I'm selling my pet battle fly Paco for $25. He's been through some ♥♥♥♥ literally. He's been in many wars with bees, wasps, and even rats. He has severe PTSD from war so it's best to keep him away from loud noises. Paco is also a heavy smoker and goes through 2 or more packs a day. He's also a recovering alcoholic and has been attending AA meetings after he got arrested for a FUI (Flying Under the Influence). He's great with children though.