Once you step down the rabbit hole, there's no escape. Thrashing and screaming while falling through insufferable darkness and silence. Nobody crosses Silky Johnson and lives to tell the tale. I'm moving weight. I got 15 pound weights strapped to my sphincter so I can practice clamping down on some man meat. I'm somewhat known in this sphere as the guy who can stretch himself over a bicycle seat. I ain't Buck Nasty, I ain't no slimbo Jimbo, fool. I'm Silky MF johnson and I will have your respect and affection for my anal olympics.

cry about it, that wont un-grape your cat

-rep kidnapped and graped my cat

I farded and i cant get up

so i cry sometimes when i'm lying in bed, just to get it all out, what's in my head and I. I'm feeling. A little peculiar. And so I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath, and get real high, and I; scream from the top of my lungs, what's going on? and I say, Heyyyyyaaayyeeahyeahyeah, hey yeah yeah. I said Hey. What's going on?

heyy