https://soundcloud.com/taranasaurus

"(∩｀-´)⊃------- GET OVER HERE" -Pudge

MarsOz: I bought Deus Ex
MarsOz: It was cheap as a north korean hooker

"We have a new mission. Codename: Accomplished."

Amazing Pick up line:
"Idk lol. Why not stay over, hehe? The Couch may not pull out, but I do."

ᄽὁȍ ̪ őὀᄿ <- Broodmother when Es is picked

"Mysterious giant sharks with AIDS that spit Ebola and take your jobs." -The True American Fear.

Maybe the only real fear is fear itself... and wasps. ♥♥♥♥ wasps, spiteful bastards.

F R O M T H E G H A S T L Y E E R I E I C A N S E E T O T H E E N D S O F T H E W O R L D A N D F R O M T H I S V A N T A G E P O I N T I D E C L A R E W I T H U T T E R C E R T A I N T Y T H A T T H I S O N E I S I N T H E B A G

Right bro, so like, think of the Holocaust.
It's the exact opposite of that.

"This is brilliant news!"
"How is Will getting off with Charlotte Bigjugs brilliant news?"
"Because girls might actually start seeing us for who we are now."
"Well you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥ then, because you're a ♥♥♥♥."

Listen, you shoulde get a Granny! you are really good music.

Australia is both a country, and a continent; but no one cares.

You're incomparable. Like a...

Interviewer: "You were sportsing pretty hard out there. A lot of sports happened. Why do you think you lost?"
Player: "We sportsed our best and scored the points, but the other team was sportsing too, and they scored even more points."
Interviewer: "What's your strategy for the next match?"
Player: "We need to stop the other team from scoring points while we ourselves score many points."
Interview: "Now back to the studio for ten hours of sports analysis."
Player: "My income is higher than most countries."

I'm Taking two-bit players unto another level. You know the one where it's hot, and you can meet the devil?

Always the room for crisps *wink*

Cartoon Horse Progrum

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a children's animated television program based on Hasbro's popular toy line of the same name, and the 1950's classic film, "All Horses Cannot Operate Automobiles."

It takes place in a world inhabited by a multitude of cartoon horses, including Unicorns, Pegasi, boring horses, giraffes, donkeys, Mustangs, Mustangs, colts, colts, colts, cults, and Mr. Eds, which is a derogatory term used to describe horses that can't eat peanut butter.

The show is based around the life of "Dwight Likes Sparkles," a magical Unicorn with powers comparable to Jesus. Twilight Sparkle has no friends as every other horse fears her unequaled power, and and limitless knowledge of the arcane. This worries her mother, Queen Horsey-Time, who decides to take action and help her daughter make some new friends.

The Queen takes Twilight to summer camp at Camp WHHHEHHHNNNNEHHH, where she is forced to make friends with least the popular girls in school, Their names are Fluttershy; The Beastmaster, Rainbow Dash; Lord of the Dark Skies, Pinkie Pie; the shape-shifter, Apple Jack; YEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAWW WWW, and Rarity; who's also in this show. Every episode, the horses learn valuable lessons on both friendship and life, like being honest and true to your best pals, or not eating my fries when I'm CLEARLY not finished with them DEBRA.

JEEZ.

Some episodes even feature-fun filled songs sung by the characters themselves. Like the hit song "Pinkie Pride" which took the world by storm and won "Best Musical number" at the 2011 Korean People's Choice Awards.

"My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is a television juggernaut, coming to take your eyeballs by storm. Catch horsey-horse fever this Summer and indulge your brain with all five award-winning seasons on DVD and Laser Beam. Buy Cartoon Horse Action figures at your local toy merchant. And try NEW Cartoon horse Brand HORSE MEAT! A hunger-quenching adventure for the whole family!

Let Horse-based wonderment into your heart, and discover why friendship is truly magic.

I'd like to thank my AIDs, for always being positive!

I let the beat drop like old people with polio.

"As long as its chubby, a girl will rubby"
- Amir Herwitz 2015

Patient: Rogue the Bat
Bloodtype: Nightcore

"Looney Toons is like a cyberbully, except real !" -Michael Swaim, 2015

"Did you hear about the lack of rumors?"
"No."

"What happens when two men love each other is; oooh, they take off their clothes; then they get into bed; and then... THEY ♥♥♥♥ ON THE BIBLE!" -Bo Burnham

Richard have you been smoking marijuana?

What the ♥♥♥♥, Richard?!

Don't ever damn to me or my daniel again!

I live, in a constant state of fear, and misery
do, you miss me, any more?
and I don't even notice what hurts
any more, any more, any more

What is the phobia of chainsaws called?
Common sense.

The risk I took was calculated.
But man, am I bad at math.

"Baby runs fast, but not like a kenyan though..."
-CIB