1. Killing someone right before they manage to alt+f4 (Well okay, I lied. I actually GOON just as hard even if they do alt+f4)
2. Killing a parry fisher by waddling behind them and backstabbing as they spam parry
3. Killing someone mid buff or mid estus sippy
4. Getting a player to attack an NPC while I'm invading them, double GOON if I see that npc kill them
5. Killing a twink invader, baby couldn't win at pontiff so came to high wall and still lost? oh nooooo...GOON
6. Killing someone who actually needs to use the hornet ring, lmao
7. Killing a blatant hacker via gravity, imagine needing to cheat in a game as easy as dark souls lol, couldn't be me.
8. Killing someone right before they get to that boss fog
9. Killing people who use sellswords twinblades or exile greatswords, guess that IGN guide you read didn't help in pvp huh : (
10. Killing somebody who needs to estus cancel, imagine being so stupid you can't figure out a safe time to heal so you resort to animation canceling lol. Couldn't be me
11. Killing people who actually use divine blessings. I see that CE bro, honest merchant? Naw, more like a honest to god ♥♥♥♥♥ lmao
12. Knowing someone I killed in dark souls looked me up on steam and is now reading about how they made me GOON

In case you were shifting through your recent players so you could seethe on the profile of the guy who just killed you I figured I'd leave this list of dark souls 3 characters I have so you can make sure you're in the right place/ you got the right guy <3
-babygonnalt+f4?
-BabyNeedASummon?
-Thug Hunter
-The Master
-Boss Larper
-EldenRingIsTrash
-ObeseDancer
-Lucious Vorenus
-SoldierofGwyn
-Imgonnapewpewyou