Nice try tho

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One must ask himself, at a certain point in his life, if he belives that the button on the microwave that says "stop time" is a mere tool to cease the radiation of food, or a literal interpretation of what happens to the multiverse when utilized. If the realization of this feature is the latter, what are we doing -- imposing our will upon countless trillion lives? Shall we insist that the ability to stop our popcorn 30 seconds early is more important than the livlyhood of other beings?

We must be demons to them. Stopping time, whenever it suits our needs. Do they freeze? Are the concious of what is happening? What happens if we dont press start again? Are the simply suspended until someone resumes the "cooking" of their snack food (or dinner, depending on your income)?

I argue this point, absolute in nature, because there can be no other explanation.

Stand with me, brother.

Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Free the slaves of the microwave.

Really, Marvel Heroes. How the mighty have fallen. LOL