sub30 plays like he’s allergic to making the right decision. dude loads into a match just to donate rounds like it’s charity work. every time he says “I got this,” you already know it’s about to become a highlight clip—for the enemy team.

he’ll swing the dumbest angle imaginable, die instantly, then blame “timing” like the universe personally set him up. nah bro, you set yourself up by having zero awareness.

his callouts are straight useless too. “he’s over there” WHERE?? this isn’t hide and seek, give a real location. by the time he explains anything we’re already dead.

and somehow after going 3–17 he still thinks he carried because he got one lucky spray transfer. sub30 isn’t inconsistent—he’s consistently bad with occasional accidents.

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⭐☆☆☆☆ (1/5 stars)

Sub30, what’s your deal, man? You’re the ultimate CS2 flake, and I’m fed up. Our squad plans game nights, hypes up Discord, and gets ready to frag, but you? You ghost us like a Mirage lurker. No callout, no “can’t make it”—just silence. It’s like clicking “Join Game” is your kryptonite. 😤 We carve out time from work, school, life, to squad up, but you treat it like a side quest you can skip. Your excuses? Weak. “Tired” or “something came up”? Bro, what, another Valorant solo queue? 🙄 It’s not just missing games; it’s disrespecting the crew. Four-man lobbies suck—randoms can’t clutch or vibe like you could if you showed up. This isn’t a one-time thing; it’s a pattern. Years of friendship, and you’re bailing like CS2’s a chore? Sub30’s reliability: zero. Communication: trash. Squad commitment: laughable. Step up, stop being a flaky ♥♥♥♥♥, and join the lobby. Until then, you’re benched. 😡 1/5 stars.

really kool feed i like it

can you put it in my butt for $5?