Jemaine Clement
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CoolMan 2024 年 2 月 4 日 下午 5:18 
We met on a dating app made for gamers. After deciding a time to play the well renown game called palworld he didnt show :(. After 3 hours of waiting and messaging I decided to join a LGBTQ+ server I was told about at one of my pride chess conventions last night. I wondered around for a bit looking for some fresh meat when I came across a base only full of the gorilla pals... the classic tell of my ex-palworld date. Sure enough he was in the room with 30 different gorilla pals and my younger cousin stewart. I lost respect for this person today and decided to post a comment in case anyone else suffers the same fate I did. LOOK AFTER YOURSELF PALPRIDE CREW
Gutsyou 2021 年 5 月 11 日 上午 5:43 
His body looks so DELICIOUS. I mean it sincerely when I say that if you're a man, and you looked at a beautiful boy like that and didn't want to just eat him up and do all kinds of lewd things to him, there's actually something wrong with you. His muscular, toned body combined with his silky smooth skin and beautiful face give him the PERFECT amount of feminine and masculine qualities(scars are nice too). Perfect femboy body imo. Other artists draw femboys way to feminine, with super wide hips, skinny arms, dainty shoulders and a doll face. Femboys need to have some boyishness too them, otherwise they loose their charm. I am VERY knowledgeable on this, an expert on femboys you see.
Gutsyou 2021 年 1 月 18 日 上午 12:36 
In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken" with Jemaine, which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. Jemaine and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay.
In fact, he hasn't worn socks the last 5 times he has ravaged my ass with his ubermensch bear schmeat.
I think he may be gay.
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CoolMan 2019 年 7 月 22 日 下午 11:53 
-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Jemaine Clement 2019 年 7 月 22 日 下午 8:57 
I do like kids
Hunter 2019 年 7 月 22 日 上午 4:18 
+rep Legend of a bloke and absolutely LOVES kids, she didn't divorce me :D