Don't you ever turn my pizza inside out
Calzone will not be tolerated
You have no idea what I am capable of [Doot Doot]




I've been getting really into "hell". Both as a mindset and as something to strive for, in an organizational sense.

I have nearly run out of apples and the doctors have my home surrounded.



bro coli is the way to play the dang game. There's just simply no shame in sucking down a good log loaf of broccoli treats. It's a frickin healthy snack that heath ledger would've eaten if he would have had the common decency to not be a dungle and die.
he sucked on way too many pills rather than broccoli trunks, and that resulted in his swift and untimely death. he was a decent actor though in that one flick, worthy of almost critical acclaim.



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