Thank you for buying me , yo!

maedchen? geh add

i had a stroke last night anis rapist
you wanna see that stroke?
i said do you want a revolution whoop whoop
i was stroking it to futanari doujins
and i washed up in a japanese shoreline
the sky was made out of green tea
and every tree was made of katanas
but the normies pulled me over reeee
they did not arrest me
instead they stole my bodypillow
and i was so triggered the anime gods looked at me
and they said to me, weeaboo 55gum
we will no longer spell the word waifu w-a-i-f-u
i said how do you wanna sBell icup ♥♥♥♥♥
they said
gimmie a F F
gimmie an U U
gimmie a T T
gimmie an A A
and what does that spell? TRAPSARENOTGAY!

[Chorus]
He plays this song to anis
and the next thing he knows
everyone is playing this to eachother
Last time he did something like this
the outbreak of John Cena memes happened
[/chorus]

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Tokyo Daigaku, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on KyoAni, and I have over 300 stolen Blu-Rays. I am trained in neet warfare and I’m the top hentai in the eastern Hemisphere. You are nothing to me but just another normie. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on osu!, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? As we speak I am contacting my secret network of otakus across Japan and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Manga collection. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can steal your waifu in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in 日本語

-rep manga game weak