I used to think i had swag. And then i met Gabe. Ive never seen so many wallets on fire. Then i realized my wallet was one of them. But then I saw a Knife for Csgo i couldnt resist. I went to go get mom’s wallet and then i realized. Its was already on fire. I never thought my warthunder career would be rip for csgo. But then i realized gajin has been using my wallet for nukes. Nukes Korea. Korea likes nukes. Gabe likes wallet. Is wallet the next nuke. Then it hit me ebola. E B O L A = Africa. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ steal stuff. Gabe steals wallets. Is gabe a ♥♥♥♥♥. Then i realized maybe Neil deGrasse Tyson would know the answer to my question do i have swag. I sent him a email. In his words "You think YO A ♥♥♥♥♥." But then i had to go deeper to to see if i had sweg. Spooderman needs sweg to cure his ebola. But do i have ebola??????? EBOLA 5 letter VALVE hads 5 letters. 5-5=0. Do i have 0 swag???? But wait im in DNW which is a warthunder clan. DNW has 3 letters. MOM has 3 letter MOM+DNW=9/11. Airplanes go high. WEED is a drug for ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Are ♥♥♥♥♥ the next weed. WEED is the cure to ebola???