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Everyday I ask myself, "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the dankest of them all"? Of course the answer is always me, sexier than Christian Bale, smarterer than Albert Einstein, lover of memes and hater of scrubs on online games. As you can see from my profile picture (in all its 1080p glory), I am your average mlg noscoper and a member of FaZe Clan IRL too. Which means I DO NOT like to repeat myself.

Thats right, when someone hardscopes, I quickscope. When someone quickscopes, I noscope. When someone noscopes, I 360 noscope. When someone 360 noscopes, I blaze it 720 headshot and proceed to eat doritoes in accomplishment. Did I mention I was member of FaZe Clan?

Instead of going to school everyday, I practice online for the next mlg tournament headed my way. Being your average mlg noscoper this is an astonishingly easy task. I always look for a new challenge online. When it fails to be provided I scream at everyone inferior to me over the mic and spout insults along with my fellow clanmates. Sometimes my throat gets dry from shouting so I always buy at least 6 bottles of Mountain Dew everyday to clear my throat.

I practice on Team Fortress 2 and Counter Strike: Global Offensive as they seem to be hotspots for my superior race of online beings. Which means I am not racist but very discriminative. Before you can play with me you gotta ask yourself something very important: "Do you even mlg bro"?