Stop adding me without saying any thing.
Chances are, if I would add you, you can figure out how to do this.
Stop sending me invites without saying SOMETHING first.
More so if you are not on my friends list.
Stop trying to invite me to chats if I don't know you I'm not joining.
No, 'I'm just trying to say something like you asked' isn't a valid reason.

I'm much nicer and fluffier then my profile indicated, I've just had enough.
It's been a long time, I've retired from most places I had admin on that are still around so go through the proper channels instead of trying to message me.

To my friends, I am very very sorry. I am bad at making contact with you. I feel like I am annoying or I've waited 'too long' and it would just cause anger. Poke me, prod me and message me any time. Forgive me for not being able to properly message or open contact. I try but I never manage to do it. I wish I could.