Back from cranking my hog.

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Time for some ranch! Hey, you know where the Nintendo convention is? I got burning man rehearsal at the tosh.o amphitheater, dude, starts in three eleven minutes! What's up brotendo? I was thinking about getting my foreskin sown back on, 'cus I haven't candy flipped this hard since I got adult circumcised, bro. Fresh, you got a pretty sick style, you wanna butt-chunk some jankum? No disrespect, do you squirt? I ain't tryin' to drain your meat-flaps, I'm just hashtag askin'. My boy's tryin' to pop a drain in your meat glands, and I'm just tryin' to write some Super Nintendo yelp reviews. What are you reading? Mine-kompf? LEGALIZE RANCH!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

+rep Gave me a knife one time but I deleted it

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