RedMser
Germany
Hello there!
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I was only 16 years old.
I loved LWJGL so much, I read all the books and all the doc
I coded with LWJGL every day, thanking it for the API I've been given.
"LWJGL is love" I say. "LWJGL is life"
My friend hears me and call me a java ♥♥♥
I knew he was just jealous of my garbage collector, and my awesome APIs.
I called him an ActionScript ♥♥♥.
He punch me, and erase my code.
I'm crying now, my code erased.
I lay on my desk, it's really cold.
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something updating
It's LWJGL 3.0 !
I am so happy.
It whispers in to my ear : "This is my code"
It grabs me with its powerful API optimization, and puts me infront of my monitor.
I am ready.
I start coding for LWJGL
It starts giving me deprecated warnings
It annoys my so much, but I do it for LWJGL
I can feel my code breaking
I code against all those errors
I want to please LWJGL
It renders a mighty cube as it make my FPS go trought the roof.
My friend walks in.
LWJGL looks him straight in the eye and say "c++ rip in pieces"
LWJGL crashes my PC.
LWJGL is love. LWJGL is life.
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Hello there!
Trade Offer URL

________

I was only 16 years old.
I loved LWJGL so much, I read all the books and all the doc
I coded with LWJGL every day, thanking it for the API I've been given.
"LWJGL is love" I say. "LWJGL is life"
My friend hears me and call me a java ♥♥♥
I knew he was just jealous of my garbage collector, and my awesome APIs.
I called him an ActionScript ♥♥♥.
He punch me, and erase my code.
I'm crying now, my code erased.
I lay on my desk, it's really cold.
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something updating
It's LWJGL 3.0 !
I am so happy.
It whispers in to my ear : "This is my code"
It grabs me with its powerful API optimization, and puts me infront of my monitor.
I am ready.
I start coding for LWJGL
It starts giving me deprecated warnings
It annoys my so much, but I do it for LWJGL
I can feel my code breaking
I code against all those errors
I want to please LWJGL
It renders a mighty cube as it make my FPS go trought the roof.
My friend walks in.
LWJGL looks him straight in the eye and say "c++ rip in pieces"
LWJGL crashes my PC.
LWJGL is love. LWJGL is life.
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14th user
4 月 16 日 下午 2:47 
Random and kind of unrelated question but do you think you could sign the degreaser? Like with a gift wrap I mean, I'd pay for it I just think it'd be cool,
If not that's fine too !!
RedMser
4 月 16 日 上午 5:45 
Hey, awesome to hear it's still going strong! Hope you keep on having fun roasting your enemies :D
Your comment made my day :heart_me:
14th user
4 月 16 日 上午 5:13 
Hi, random person I know but I tracked you down using backpack.tf history and I own a strange spelled degreaser (which you named "roastie~" at the time incase you remember) that you first got back in june of 2014, I just wanted ot let you know that even after 12 years it's still in use !!
Love the polar forecast effect btw !!
Keep doin what you do man, good luck,
TurnTwister
2025 年 10 月 21 日 上午 9:29 
Adding you to ask about commissioning an SFM map recomp script
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2025 年 8 月 8 日 下午 10:36 
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2025 年 8 月 1 日 上午 6:41 
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