Holy freaking Toledo, I mean seriously, Toledo. Like genuinely I didn't understand that 'toldedo' meant (super freaky smoke show from beyond the grave and even beyond heaven itself) aka: SFSSFBTGAEBHI. Yeah, look I know you're quite literally an angle from beyond ok? So anyways, I need like $20, you have like uh streets paved with gold in heaven so, I get it, it still costs more than an Angle bucks™ but can you give me a kiss of your power?


If not, no worries.

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Hi, yeah hello, yep hi, so I am a RESIDENT, at the house you're parking in front of. Yep, the house you SEEM to think is a PARKING GARAGE. (you tell him.) Yeah you're going to need to TOW, this gigantic HUNK, of JUMK you call a set of HOT WHEELS (pretend not to be interested in his ride). I'm sick of seeing your BOX of ROCKS, in that freaking FRUNK. I mean this thing is a serious RUST BUCKET. Hah, how much rust does this thing hold anyways? (sure looks like a lot) 1000lbs? 2000lbs? Yeah well however much you want to tow with it is none of my business frankly. Unless you wanted it to be, (you're losing him). Sorry, I didn't mean that. Unless you wanted to sell it? Hah, look at the time, yeah just kidding right? Are you interested in selling? (close the deal, now), I've been watching you in this ride for over 10 years and I need to own it NOW. Please. I beg you. Please.

yeeaahh buddy, you're banned
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Anudda day anudda victory for de og's

Congrats on your cute little transition from ball busting in GWYF to wall hacking and dry humping every enemy kill in CSgo. You're really moving up, huh. Here's a little free advice - telling anyone to "sit" in a fps shooter is basically like farting on open mic. Nobody thinks you're an alpha sigma male for spelling a 3 letter word. Anyway, I noticed you upgraded your subscription with egirlswhoareheretohelp.com so I'll be seeing you on call very soon. Try to actually be ready this time, I expect to see that full latex suit zipped and oiled. Okay kisses xoxo

Hello, fellow human. May I suggest updating to the recently released software updates:

1) Version 2.0 - "The Inconspicuous Chuckle Filter"
Now equipped with a filter that activates a discreet chuckle when someone tells a joke, even if it's not remotely funny. Perfect for maintaining social harmony.

2) Update 15.3 - "The Sudden Expertise Generator"
Grants temporary expertise in obscure subjects during casual conversations, making you the go-to person for discussions on medieval basket weaving or the mating habits of fruit flies.

3)Version 42.0 - "The Answer to Everything... Almost"
Reveals the answer to almost everything, but keeps the answer to "Why do we yawn?" a closely guarded secret.