WARNING
THE GAME YOU ARE ABOUT TO PLAY IS SO EXTREME AND SO BRUTAL IT IS CONSIDERED 97% LETHAL. ANY ATTEMPT TO PLAY THIS GAME WILL RENDER YOU SO EXTREMELY PUMPED THAT ANY LIVING CREATURES IN THE VICINITY WILL BECOME ABSOLUTELY F*CKING DESTROYED BY YOUR EXTREME FURIOUS BLOODLUST TEARING A HOLE IN REALITY BY ITS INTENSITY ALONE. YOUR DREAMS WILL BE SO FILLED WITH BLOOD THAT THEY WILL BE CLASSIFIED AS SO VIOLENT, THEY WERE ONCE THOUGHT DREAMABLE BY ONLY 0.17% OF THE HUMAN POPULATION AND CERTAIN SPECIES OF DOLPHINS, LIONS, AND ONE FAMILY OF GORILLAS.

ANY ATTEMPT TO COPULATE TO THIS GAME'S SOUNDTRACK WILL RESULT IN ABSOLUTE GENETALIAN CARNAGE. YOU AND YOUR PARTNER WILL CATCH ON FIRE AND SUMMON SATAN HIMSELF AND SPAWN SO MANY CHILDREN YOU'D HAVE TO OPEN A PRESCHOOL. YOU AND YOUR PARTNER WILL BE MINDBROKEN FOR NO LESS THAN SEVEN (7) YEARS FOLLOWING YOUR EXTREME SEXUAL EUPHORIA.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. THIS GAME IS SO INCONCEIVABLY, AWESOMELY VIOLENT THAT IF YOU WERE TO SHOW IT TO FREDDY KREUGER HE WOULD VOMIT AND CHANGE HIS WAYS.

DR MENGELE HIMSELF WOULD FIND YOUR ACTIONS AGAINST DEMONKIND ATROCIOUS TO THE UTMOST DEGREE

YOU WILL CONSIDER SLAYING LITERALLY ALL OF ISIS WITH YOUR BARE HANDS. YOU WILL CHANNEL DOOMGUY HIMSELF. PLAYING THIS GAME WILL MAKE YOU KILL BOTH GOD AND SPAWN HIMSELF. DEADPOOL HIMSELF WILL FEAR YOUR FURY.

YOUR VICIOUS THIRST FOR VIRTUAL VIOLENCE WILL BECOME A RENEWABLE ENERGY SOURCE BY ALL THE HELL RIFTS YOUR PURE ENJOYMENT WILL CREATE. ANY ATTEMPT TO PLAY THIS GAME UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF HALLUCINOGENS WILL MAKE YOUR HALLUCINATIONS REAL, AND EXTREMELY VIOLENT

HP LOVECRAFT HIMSELF WILL RISE FROM THE GRAVE AND CONGRATULATE YOU
HR GEIGER WILL CRAP HIS PANTS AT YOUR ART

FINALLY, SHOULD YOU PLAY THIS GAME, YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL WILL BE DOOMED TO HELL BY GOD HIMSELF FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF WHOLESALE DEMON EXTERMINATION, FROM YOUR EXTENSIVE VIRTUAL TRAINING

MAN AND DEMON WILL BEND TO YOUR WILL AND ALMIGHTY WRATH. TIME WILL TRAVEL BACKWARDS SHOULD YOU EVEN GRIMACE AT IT
YOU WILL BE GOD, BUT WORSE
YOU WILL BE A LEGEND AND SCOURGE OF DEMONKIND
YOU WILL BE THE DOOMSLAYER

MORE WARNINGS:
WOMEN WHO ARE PREGNANT OR BREASTFEEDING WILL GIVE BIRTH TO THE ULTIMATE BADASS, MALE OR FEMALE.

MEN WHO ARE OVER THE AGE OF 70 WILL NO LONGER NEED SEXUAL ENHANCING DRUGS AS THEY WILL HAVE TWO OR MORE ERECTIONS AT ANY GIVEN TIME. THATS RIGHT-THIS GAME WILL GIVE YOU ANOTHER MEATSABER (or more) IT IS SO MANLY

you have been warned. Also the multiplayer is alright i guess.

WARNING THE GAME YOU ARE ABOUT TO PLAY IS SO EXTREME AND SO BRUTAL IT IS CONSIDERED 97% LETHAL. ANY ATTEMPT TO PLAY THIS GAME WILL RENDER YOU SO EXTREMELY PUMPED THAT ANY LIVING CREATURES IN THE VICINITY WILL BECOME ABSOLUTELY F*CKING DESTROYED BY YOUR EXTREME FURIOUS BLOODLUST TEARING A HOLE IN REALITY BY ITS INTENSITY ALONE. YOUR DREAMS WILL BE SO FILLED WITH BLOOD THAT THEY WILL BE CLASSIFIED AS SO VIOLENT, THEY WERE ONCE THOUGHT DREAMABLE BY ONLY 0.17% OF THE HUMAN POPULATION AND CERTAIN SPECIES OF DOLPHINS, LIONS, AND ONE FAMILY OF GORILLAS. ANY ATTEMPT TO COPULATE TO THIS GAME'S SOUNDTRACK WILL RESULT IN ABSOLUTE GENETALIAN CARNAGE. YOU AND YOUR PARTNER WILL CATCH ON FIRE AND SUMMON SATAN HIMSELF AND SPAWN SO MANY CHILDREN YOU'D HAVE TO OPEN A PRESCHOOL. YOU AND YOUR PARTNER WILL BE MINDBROKEN FOR NO LESS THAN SEVEN (7) YEARS FOLLOWING YOUR EXTREME SEXUAL EUPHORIA. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. THIS GAME IS SO INCONCEIVABLY, AWESOMELY VIOLENT THAT IF YOU WERE TO SHOW IT TO FREDDY KREUGER HE WOULD VOMIT AND CHANGE HIS WAYS. DR MENGELE HIMSELF WOULD FIND YOUR ACTIONS AGAINST DEMONKIND ATROCIOUS TO THE UTMOST DEGREE YOU WILL CONSIDER SLAYING LITERALLY ALL OF ISIS WITH YOUR BARE HANDS. YOU WILL CHANNEL DOOMGUY HIMSELF. PLAYING THIS GAME WILL MAKE YOU KILL BOTH GOD AND SPAWN HIMSELF. DEADPOOL HIMSELF WILL FEAR YOUR FURY. YOUR VICIOUS THIRST FOR VIRTUAL VIOLENCE WILL BECOME A RENEWABLE ENERGY SOURCE BY ALL THE HELL RIFTS YOUR PURE ENJOYMENT WILL CREATE. ANY ATTEMPT TO PLAY THIS GAME UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF HALLUCINOGENS WILL MAKE YOUR HALLUCINATIONS REAL, AND EXTREMELY VIOLENT HP LOVECRAFT HIMSELF WILL RISE FROM THE GRAVE AND CONGRATULATE YOU HR GEIGER WILL CRAP HIS PANTS AT YOUR ART FINALLY, SHOULD YOU PLAY THIS GAME, YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL WILL BE DOOMED TO HELL BY GOD HIMSELF FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF WHOLESALE DEMON EXTERMINATION, FROM YOUR EXTENSIVE VIRTUAL TRAINING MAN AND DEMON WILL BEND TO YOUR WILL AND ALMIGHTY WRATH. TIME WILL TRAVEL BACKWARDS SHOULD YOU EVEN GRIMACE AT IT YOU WILL BE GOD, BUT WORSE YOU WILL BE A LEGEND AND SCOURGE OF DEMONKIND YOU WILL BE THE DOOMSLAYER MORE WARNINGS: WOMEN WHO ARE PREGNANT OR BREASTFEEDING WILL GIVE BIRTH TO THE ULTIMATE BADASS, MALE OR FEMALE. MEN WHO ARE OVER THE AGE OF 70 WILL NO LONGER NEED SEXUAL ENHANCING DRUGS AS THEY WILL HAVE TWO OR MORE ERECTIONS AT ANY GIVEN TIME. THATS RIGHT-THIS GAME WILL GIVE YOU ANOTHER MEATSABER (or more) IT IS SO MANLY you have been warned. Also the multiplayer is alright i guess.