this man is being actively hunted by big pharma, the cdc, animal control, and several other government agencies, including but not limited to supplement snake oil companies and mass MLM chains.
if you encounter him, contact your local PETA office immediately for neutralization.
do not approach. classified as a “non-releasable specimen.”

this man is being actively hunted by big pharma, the cdc, animal control, and several other government agencies, including but not limited to supplement snake oil companies and mass MLM chains.
if you encounter him, contact your local PETA office immediately for neutralization.
do not approach. classified as a “non-releasable specimen.”

+REP
This man didn’t just play MvM — he redefined it.
He dropped 500,000+ damage on those robots like it was personal.
The robots cried. I cried. My toaster cried.

He solo carried the mission while blindfolded, upside down, with a frying pan.
At one point, he taunt-killed a tank.
He built a Dispenser out of pure willpower.
He revived my interest in TF2.
He revived my grandma.

He once stopped a wipe by yelling at the robots.
I saw him save a kitten from a burning building mid-wave without missing a single headshot.
This man is so cracked, I swear Merasmus personally asked him to calm down.

Before this match, I was sad and broke. After playing with him, my skin cleared, I got a job, and my ex texted me back.

Hey Man! Just wanted to thank you for that nice comment you put on my profile! and I also wanted to say I forgive you for kicking me out that MVM match, because right after i queued for another match where the players didn't kick me for airblasting! So thank you for your kind actions! I hope that you live a long and wonderful life under the protection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ. Have a Blessed rest of your day!

-You're Best Friend, BeegZeek

+rep fair trader

Son of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, instead of reporting players with cheats, he ruins the game for everyone in MVM. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ genius.