Greetings!

I'm Pyro. Known by many other aliases, such as: weird al yankovic real, Phoenix TF2, walter white, etc.

If you're on this page, I'm probably weird al yankovic real.

I make machinimas with my best friend on GMod, where you'll usually find me. Watch them here: https://www.youtube.com/@PyroAndSlobe
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FAQ:

"𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞?"

- Simple. Don't. Unless you're my friend.

"𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚊𝚖 𝙸 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞?"

- When I played TF2 a lot, I would play a game and add people. If you want to unfriend, go ahead.

"𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞?"

- I get this one a lot. Many a "6 years old" and "You sound 5" remarks have been shot at me. I, in fact, am not a 5 year old. I'm a teenager.

"𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘?"

I used to do a lot of SFM and play TF2 a lot. I don't do much of either anymore, but I still hop on TF2 on occasion. Even though I don't play, please don't ask to trade with me. I don't trade.
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Thanks for reading... if you did. Buh-bye!