Bullied me while I was drunk sniping

I didn't ♥♥♥♥ for 8 days. On Saturday, after drinking an entire small bottle of milk of magnesium, this rock-hard turd ripped its way out of my ass and into the toilet. There was so much blood it looked like a crime scene. I didn't care, though, as I was relieved to finally have it out of me. It was comical in size and impossible to flush, so I put a latex glove on, pulled it out, put it in a trash bag, and threw it away. I now have a gash in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that's probably packed with ♥♥♥♥. I am going to have to find a way to clean it so it doesn't get infected.

Peeing

fabulous.......

i can never the D1 Gmod server No Money No Hamburger ever again because i got banned for aimbot :(. the west has truly fallen

josie will win

loading el porno

-rep black

-rep WONT ♥♥♥♥ OFF

doesnt even know what rug is his, what a complete ♥♥♥♥

this guy bullied me and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my dad

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If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my niBBa🙏👊

severely autistic, doesnt have a job -1

so one day i did a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sleep and i suddenly was at my aunts house. Somehow ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nazis raided the house. They were the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WW2 nazis too. so they tie me and some family members up, and they told me that i have to kill someone or i get put in a jail where i will get gassed. The best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ part is this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from a furry dating sim i played as a meme was real. human. and my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GF. So of course i dont kill anyone and get put into the jail that looks like it was made in gmod. and this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ <@266445092477206529> is in there, gives me a shotgun, and i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shoot some ♥♥♥♥♥. i tell one of them that i killed someone and he said “ok you will live.” i escaped the gmod jail and look and that furry ♥♥♥♥♥ has a giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hole in her head. like 5 minutes later she comes down to the jail, and starts making out with me. nobody ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ asked why she was still alive. we escaped and went to some high school i hang out at after hours.

whomst'd've earraped captain alex

Shalom, my name is Akiva Bielschowsky.

I'm a 27 year old part American, part Japanese Jewoco (Jew loco). I write bibles in my free time, and spend my days perfecting my banking skills and dancing superior Rabbi dances (Hora, Yemenite dancing)

I train with my Uzi every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through steel because it is crafted with a master design, and it is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun lisense two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

When I get my Israeli citizenship, I am moving to Jerusalem to attend to a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Rabbi or a bank designer!

I own several shtreymels, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Israel, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Hebrew as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Israel!

USE YOUR

dum ass iodiot

you are the dumpest most idiot ♥♥♥♥♥♥ alive and I hat you so MUCH god i hope u just die

i hop u die so i never have to see ur stupid spam ever again u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ michael i hat u

sory wuld it be the njpd?? NEW JERSY IS ♥♥♥♥ god u ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i hat newjesry and I HAT u

please stop deleting my coments u ♥♥♥ that is CYBER BULLYING and i will report u to fbi cia and lapd

ur cabbage kid

i dont think barfield is even a cat
he has human hands
and walks on two feet

columbean was a real disaster

♥♥♥♥♥♥: the video game

MICHAEL SUCKS AT PLANETSIDE 2








LMAO

dumb ass idiot

+rep HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥

ur a big dumb gay

remove all anime

you are an idiot

quit printing