Bullied me while I was drunk sniping

I didn't ♥♥♥♥ for 8 days. On Saturday, after drinking an entire small bottle of milk of magnesium, this rock-hard turd ripped its way out of my ass and into the toilet. There was so much blood it looked like a crime scene. I didn't care, though, as I was relieved to finally have it out of me. It was comical in size and impossible to flush, so I put a latex glove on, pulled it out, put it in a trash bag, and threw it away. I now have a gash in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that's probably packed with ♥♥♥♥. I am going to have to find a way to clean it so it doesn't get infected.

Peeing

fabulous.......

i can never the D1 Gmod server No Money No Hamburger ever again because i got banned for aimbot :(. the west has truly fallen

josie will win