Bingus Pattern Baldness 最近的评测

Fun so far. Make sure to turn off hints in the settings or suffer the constant babysitting

Honestly not as bad as people say, at least so far.
Felt obligated to leave a bad review due to the PC constantly speaking about what to do. "I should go there" "I should talk to..." "I need to get back to...". The player is not allowed to figure anything out for themselves and it is very annoying.
Apart from that, there are many audio issues, the characters often times sound like they are underwater, sometimes you cannot hear things unless the camera is placed directly on the audio source.
I want to explore as much as I can but it almost feels like the games rushes me to get through tasks and objectives as fast as possible.
All in all not as bad as people make it out but it honestly feels like the game fights you not to play it.

P.S. why is everyone in this game gay??????

EDIT: You can turn hints off in the settings. The game doesnt tell you but you should do it before you start. Just so you know, it won't stop the game from telling you exactly what to do. But it will not keep repeating it every 5 seconds.

DO I LOOK LIKE A FISH???

it is truly the worst game in recent history. First diffs are ok, but later ones are shoehorned in and are terrible. The collisions on some objects are horrible, the winter wind sometimes is unblockable, climbing on a ledge sometimes makes you grab anoter one and wastes all your energy. Inb4 git gud

let me kill berryboy

It's really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good. Esp co op

A bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ this is awesome. The puzzles could be harder, I guess, but the game is truly amazing and super fun. You'd think it would get a bit too reddit but nope, just the right amount.

Anyways, how do I bang the sister?

EDIT: yay I found it!

Quirked up little game with not that much to do as of yet. Has great potential. Really fun to shoot the bastards

If reddit was a game