the sneebler

+rep bird

bepis

Puppy

I stared at that spinning burger. It spinned. It was a slow, teasing rotation, but to me it was all too fast to really admire the burger's texture, the curves, the seeds that of which sit unto a browned burger bun. I couldn't help myself from peering at this burger for longer than I should, one moment the time said it was 5:23 and the next it was 6:17. The white background was a bit of the eyesore, because the burger should glow on its own! Nevertheless, I can't say the burger itself was, should I say, perfect. All of this is none to the fault of the creators - mind you. It saddens me to harp on the fact, but as my duty as a reviewer, I have to say the burger was not of prime standard. The lettuce? It was falling off! It looked like someone had ripped off the grass from a pesticide-ridden suburban lawn and slapped it into a patty. Disgraceful.

pepis