Day 5979: Donald the Dumbbell has proved to be more powerful that what was previously speculated. It is unsure if it is possible to stop him.

Day 5617: Even with the beginning of a new year, the legend of Donald The Dumbbell continues to flow with the passage of time. Some say he is simply that: a legend. One that continues to exist only because of the story from times of old being shared with the new. Some say his return is assured and even prophecy manifest. Who is really to say? Only time will tell if legend can become reality once more.

Day 5604: Donald The Dumbbell has returned. The memories have come flooding back. Time is at a stand still. For once we are at peace.

Day 5506: No one is the same anymore, only memories of what once was. Yet, the meme lives on.

Day 5505: But is he even the same person anymore

Day 5504: He has returned.